Open Chat box

i love how my twitter feed is in Japanese and im in AZ and almost no one can read it

mrdandd:

thetomska:

rinface:

sammylumpkins:

I love them. 

HAHA WHY YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!

OH MY GOD THE DBZ REFERENCE IN THAT LAST ONE O.O

That’s not a DBZ reference u dumb fuck that’s a Mo Farah and Usain Bolt reference.

u dum

Were they making a DBZ reference?

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

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redribbonarmy:

thereisnodenying:

redribbonarmy:

anime skeleton

this was the worst 28 seconds of my life

fuck you



sailormercvry:

Steven Universe - The Crystal Gems (Chiptune) [x] [x]

adventures-in-canada:

fuck my life

lol I posted on the wrong blog

Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef



aloisc:

kkristoff:

bowtiesarecool4:

thegooddoctorentropy:

bleeznuggets:

riddlemethatgollum:

samandriel:

visitingfan:

consultingcorsair:

poppy-popsicles:

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

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everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing


I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

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I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

This… For some reason causes me to giggle.

play this at my funeral

Everyone should just stop what they’re doing and listen to this. 

Gold.

moriahari:

HOLY SHIT